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Bourbon Review: Coney Island Carlo Spirits Bourbon

We review Carlo Spirits Bourbon, a rapid-aged, sourced whiskey that now holds official title to the lowest score we have thus far assigned in a write up. And, yes, it was that bad.

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Tasting Notes

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Appearance:
In the bottle it’s a pale, thin-looking amber. When swirled in a glass, it has light, fast legs.
Nose:
Like a mix of cinnamon-sugar, chocolate, and gasoline.
Palate:
Extremely sharp, with a vaporous aftertaste that rises into the back of the tongue. It’s hard to distinguish flavors past the alcohol-burn, but if you focus there’s a hint of green-apple and rubber. Final Thoughts & Score/Buy A Bottle (If You Dare): Score: 59/100 Did you ever have that moment as a teenager where you wanted to get drunk, but didn’t know where to get beer, and ended up making a poor decision with the rubbing alcohol under the medicine cabinet? I mean, no, me neither, but I suspect that experience would taste something like Coney Island Carlo Spirits Bourbon. I tried drinking this three times, and I shuddered with each sip. The label of the bottle has a half-naked woman with the words “Mans[sic] Ruin” on a banner behind her. Yeah, “ruin” is a good word to describe this whiskey. Let’s just leave it at that.
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Editor’s Note: This whiskey was either bought as a sample by The Whiskey Wash or provided to us as a review sample by the party behind it. Per our editorial policies, this in no way influenced the outcome of this review.

Zack Braunstein

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