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Whisky Review: Johnnie Blonde Blended Scotch Whisky

We review Johnnie Walker Blonde. It's a new cocktail-focused blended whisky from Diageo.

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Johnnie Blonde (image via Whisky Kirk)

Tasting Notes

About:

Blended Scotch whisky; 40% ABV (80 proof); 750ml; $22-$25.
Appearance:
Light gold.
Nose:
Apple turnover; grain vodka; caramel corn; red berries; Karo syrup; ozone in humid air after a thundershower.
Palate:
Asian pear; cooked rutabaga with butter; stroopwafel; gunny sack from a root cellar, cotton candy. A fairly short finish. The final note on the death is kind of a toss up between caramel, cardboard, and red berries, depending on how much oxygen is involved (length of time in glass). The longer this whisky sits, the more “berry-esque” it becomes, kind of like a Red Bull and vodka.
Finish:
Comments:
It seems the blondes of this world get a well-drink caliber namesake from Johnnie Walker. Yes, I know “blonde” is also a color without any connection to hair. This said, Johnnie Blonde is colored artificially, as are quite a few other Walker blends, which, in turn, are nearly the same color as this one (darker than blonde on the color wheel).rnrnConsidering how many blondes live in Scotland, one might have thought a whisky named “Blonde” would be of higher quality. Despite this fact, the blend is very competitively priced and fun to mix in cocktails. Something about this whisky tends to “cloak” it (in a good way) around stronger tasting ingredients, such as fruit juices and/or rum.rnrnMy wife and I had a great time experimenting with the Johnnie Blonde gift set in our kitchen. In closing, I’ve shared our favorite spontaneous recipe. My wife named it a “Blue Lulu.” The name is an inside joke, so unfortunately I can’t tell you its meaning.rnrnOur recipe includes the following ingredients: Two parts Blonde; one part J. Wray Silver rum; enough Blue Curacao to change the color; pineapple juice (to taste); coconut water (to taste); Sparkling Lime & Yuzu (from Blonde’s gift pack), a wedge of lime to garnish and rub along the rim of the glass, along with crushed ice. Shake the mixture like a Polaroid picture, and then serve.rnrnFrankly, I like to use Clairin Sajous rum instead of J. Wray Silver, but the Clairin is harder to find and over double the price in my town.rnrnMy wife also likes to use the Wray & Nephew Overproof White Rum. It adds an interesting complexity that takes the cocktail in a slightly different direction from the J. Wray Silver, which is more straight forward with a vanilla finish. The overproof rum goes better with Johnnie Blonde, in my opinion. It has a very unique flavor that enables Blue Lulu to “take a walk on the wild side.”

Editor’s Note: This whiskey was either bought as a sample by The Whiskey Wash or provided to us as a review sample by the party behind it. Per our editorial policies, this in no way influenced the outcome of this review.

Whisky Kirk

Kirk Sig's fascination with Scottish whisky ignited in 1987 during a visit to Edinburgh. In the ensuing three and a half decades, he has cultivated an extensive understanding of distilleries, the whisky industry, and the global whisky landscape.

Kirk prides himself on providing candid and unvarnished reviews, eschewing the prevalent flattery and fluff that often permeate whisky commentary. This direct approach has occasionally ruffled feathers in influential circles, which he views as a testament to his commitment to prioritize the interests of the consumer.

Embracing the spirit of investigative journalism, Kirk's reviews delve deeper, leaving no stone—or cask—unturned. He believes in transparency and ensures that readers are privy to any noteworthy findings, fostering an informed and empowered whisky community.

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